I Am Not One of These Women

So.

My new, fast, awesome satellite internet is in lolno territory for some reason--signal strength last time I tried to connect, negative 114--and has been all day. I somehow lost the password for the dial-up account on my new computer, so I had to drag the old, crappy, literally falling apart computer that had it saved on it out of a closet to make this post. I love you people a lot. Never forget that.

I will be back whenever the hell a satellite drifts into range. It could be five minutes from now, it could be forever from now. God, please let it be soon. This applies to nohaircutsplz, ashockingbitch, eyebrowgoesup, exspeedydotcom, and screwyoumarvel, whose class is, at this point, cancelled due to hormones.

This sucks so hard.

Medusalith had had a long day already. She'd had Cultural Appreciation and then...yes...cheerleading practice. Now? Now she'd hauled out the contents of her closet (she still needed to retrieve the rest from Blackagar's) and was sorting everything into two piles, taking over her bed and her desk: suitable for wear in cooler weather, and not. The second pile was much larger than the first, and the next step was to pack it all up and send it, with Lockjaw, back to Attilan for storage with a request that she please be sent her cold weather wardrobe via return canine, while hoping he didn't take any side trips with her clothes. She was given to understand that there was some sort of ball coming up, for which she would need formal attire, as well. The other option was to buy human clothes, and that wasn't happening.

Crystalia could have been terribly helpful in this whole process if she'd known she was coming, but no.

((Open door, open post. Half the room is covered in clothes, glorious clothes.))

This infopost also applies to the charming hotmugofstfu , with whom it was co-written. I blame her for any nonsense.

( Canon: We Can Has It )

( So Who Are These People? )

( So What Are They Doing Here? )

( And Why Are Their Names So Weird? )

( In A Nutshell )

I'm sure we've forgotten something. Again, I blame hotmugofstfu. Questions Comments? Conditioner? Pie?